GYNAZOLE - Mrs_TheKing

FicName: GYNAZOLE
Author: Mrs_TheKing
Rating: M
Status: In-Progress
Category: Humour/Romance
Lead Characters: Bella and Edward
Summary:Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5682539/1/GYNAZOLE

We all read and fell in love with Poughkeepsie. It was one of those stories that just worms its way into your heart, with its enigmatic characters and truly heart stopping, gut wrenching moments. But what about Mrs_TheKing’s new fanfic endeavour? GYNAZOLE is one of those stories that makes you want to tear your eyes out… but in a very, very good way.

When I asked MTK if I could go forward with this review, her reply came as this :

Mrs_TheKing : fine with me. You do know it is the worst story ever written?

My reply?

AnonTwiFic : on the contrary I think it's a fantastic piece of work, granted it's a little unorthodox but none the less, entertaining!

And I stand by that statement!

GYNAZOLE is a hilarious piece of written work, with some disgusting twists along the way … I, personally, have never read anything in which Emmett’s dingle berries have been mentioned more times than almost anything else!

The story mostly revolves around Bella, a young woman who’s job is to control the carousel at the local park. She hates her job, and the kids that inevitably puke , along with other bodily functions, all over said carousel leaving her with the delightful job of cleaning up.

She meet’s Edward while filling out a rather embarrassing prescription for a feminine ailment, unfortunately for her … it’s Edward who’s giving her, her prescribed medication, in a loud, seemingly obnoxious manor none the less.

Bella likes to escape her horrific real life by masquerading on twitter as a hot, sexy lady who likes to give her male followers a bit of a show. Writing under the handle ’LotsaVamperSex’, Bella is shameless and endeavours to give the men who follow her the most tantalizing of verbal displays.

So far in GYNAZOLE, we’ve met Rosalie the quiet goth girl who limits her self to only using ten words a day, Alice, Jasper the fake French man and Steve, Bella’s cat whom has a penchant for licking himself all day long and staring almost perversely at Bella while doing so.

GYNAZOLE is one of those fics that has you in stitches one minute and cringing and covering body parts the next, but it’s worth it … although if you have an uneasy stomach it might not be for you.

MTK really brings out the crazy side of herself in this story and you’ve really got to give it to her, no one else has shown the ability to really let themselves loose on a story like she has!

I think I speak for us all when I say we can’t wait to see what she comes up with next!

Lot’s of love,

The Anonymous TwiFic Reviewer x